Noise from underneath my tail

It's been happening a lot lately. The humans switched me on the crunchy food and this noise keeps happening behind me, it scares me. It smells weird sometimes too, and I try catching whoever is making it, but if I turn around all I can see is my tail? There is a squirrel behind all this - I can feel it.

What the bone?!

I am Asian you know, and part German, but I look mostly Asian. My food would always move when I tried eating it, so Krisserin went out and got back with new holders for my food and water, and this is what they look like. My humans are so racist. I bet they laugh at me when I eat from it.

I'm itchy

I keep scratching but it wouldn't stop. Boyan took me out today, we ran and then we met the man in orange, the one that smells funny. Oh, I almost caught the fluffy tail too, if it wasn't for my short leash. I'm in again, looking out the window...
...many humans keep passing by, why do they hobble so much and still walk on their back legs? I am surprised they haven't figured it out yet.